yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

LITERALLY THE WORST ASSIGNMENT I COULD HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN.

EFF YOU HISTORY

AND EFF YOU PROFESSOR ULRICH SCHLOHM-BUHM

AND EFF SCHOOL

AND EFF DISTRACTIONS

AND I SERIOUSLY CAN’T DO THIS PAPER ANYMORE IM GOING TO DIE

aesthecia:

I’m afraid I’ll never know what love feels like. 

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*